Ode to Hot Water Extraction Hot Water Extraction You bring me satisfaction To see the depth of clean you bring It makes me want to laugh and sing No chemical matches what you pick up For you blast out hot water just as you suck Removing the filth from ages past What now smells dress used to smell like ass Vacuum cleaners could never compete They all suck but dont blast. That stuff’s weak. And don’t get me started with shampooing techniques They scrub but leave that nasty dirty water in your seats Hot water extractor You are the one for me I will follow you like you follow the scrubbing of the seats To any car, any truck, any SUV Oh Mytee Extractor.. You’re the one for me.